Singam dialog remix:
A call girl says 2 a man:
Ponnungala pant la pathurpa,
Chudi la pathurpa,
Saree la pathurpa,
En Nighty la kuda pathurpa
Avuthpottu amanama pathurukiya, verithanama othu paathurikiya,
Ovovoru Kaayum ondra ton wt da.
Paakariya,
paakariya..
Paaru da..
( . ) ( . )
In LKG class room Teacher:Nenjula nikkara mathiri 1 vaarthai sollu.
Stu: 'Bra'
Teacher: paiyanada nee!
Stu:Aaama teacher idho paarunga kunji!...
"Pasanga purse irukra varaikum ponnunga love"....
But...
"Ponnunga dress avukra varaikum than pasanga love"...
BOYS rockzz.
A Lady Teacher asked Me
"Mattuku 4 irukum
Enaku 2 irukum adhu yenna?
Me: "Legs"
TEACHER: "Un pant la iruku
En saree la illa adhu enna?"
Me: "POCKET"
TEACHER: "Mudhal murai pannumbodhu pengal valiyaal katthuvargal adhu yenna?
Me:"kaadhu kuthumbodhu"
Moral: Nan Romba Nallapayan.
Boy:
Naan unnoda
chest-a press
pannittu odi poital enna pannuva?
.
Girl:
Car otta theriyatha NAAI Horn mattum adichittu poiduchunu
Nenachukuven....
LADY1: Akka, Innaiku En Purusan Ooruku Poraru,
Athanala Innaiku Night Mattum En KoodaThoonga mudiuma?
LADY2:
Adi Podi.. Unakum, Un Purusanukum Vera Vela Illa..
Nee Oorula Illaina Avan Koopuduran..
Avan Illaina Nee Koopudura.
Start Music.. Hey dandanaka.
Blind boy giving sweets 2 all.
Girls all came frm bathroom witout dress 2 get sweets knowing he's blind
Girls:Wat special?
Blind:I got my eye.
Start music..
